![Strippers don’t like it when you get change for $20 from the stage.
- Jerrod Carmichael @ Purple Onion [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kyle Mizono]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68nilMLqP1r8grwbo1_500.jpg)
Strippers don’t like it when you get change for $20 from the stage.
- Jerrod Carmichael @ Purple Onion [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kyle Mizono]
(Source: sadpeopletalking)
"My ultimate goal for comedy is to get off the stage and not hear, “Lets get that energy up!"
— Kyle Mizono @ Layover Comedy
6/19. Comedy Showcase @ Layover. 1517 Franklin St. Oakland. Free. 8:30PM. Featuring Ben Feldman, Steve Lee, Chris Riggins, Kyle Mizono, Molly Sokham, Miles K and OJ Patterson. Hosted by Mike Spiegelman.
![superseriousshow:
Kyle Mizono (Our awesome Host Host) // The Super Serious Show, March 2012
*Photo by Rebecca Rotenberg
[San Francisco Native]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nwbajgns1rn42g9o1_r1_500.jpg)
"You have enough problems as it is"
— Kyle Mizono’s mom’s anti-drug advice @ Dirty Trix
