— Erin Loftus
"Everybody in Target looks sad"
Quick Comedy News for Tonight: Wednesday 12/22/2010
No Ladies Room @ the Brainwash because

Kristee Ono has a show

at the Purple Onion.
Also, tonight’s Stud adventure will be hosted by

Miss Natasha Muse. That show is at 9. Sign Ups are at 8:30. Get there early because it’s always a packed show down at 9th and Harrison.





![Can I fuck the stool from the bottom? This is innovation. Lenny Bruce would have fucked a stool like this. QUICK SOMEBODY TAKE A PICTURE OF ME!
- Ivan Hernandez @ Ladies Brainwash Open Mic [Paraphrased]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld8fg9DwfE1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)