“‘Toys’R Us’, have you seen that sign? It looks a child designed it. [No crowd response] Fuck you guys. I’m going to make a grammatically correct toy story called “We’re Toys” and it will only be for the super wealthy.”

– Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

“‘Toys’R Us’, have you seen that sign? It looks a child designed it. [No crowd response] Fuck you guys. I’m going to make a grammatically correct toy story called “We’re Toys” and it will only be for the super wealthy.”

Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

Tonight: Hand to Mouth Comedy @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 10pm. $5–8. Featuring John Ross, Jessica Sele, Land Smith, Stefani Silverman, Eli Olsberg, David Nguyen, Paco Romane and hosted by Trevor Hill.
handtomouthcomedy:

Trevor Hill presents Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.
November’s Topic: Fear!
On November 1st, comics John Ross (Comedy Central’s “Up Next”), Paco Romane (Best Comedian -SF Bay Guardian), Eli Olsberg (E!’s “Chelsea Lately”), Jessica Sele (Seattle Comedy Underground), David Nguyen (Colossal Show), Land Smith (Talkies) and Stefani Silverman (Tickled Pink!) will join Trevor in exploring fears, phobias, anxieties, panic attacks, nightmares, goosebumps and heebie-jeebies. So come find out what gives these funny peeps the creeps.
Hand to Mouth: FearFriday, November 1st @ 10:00PMThe Dark Room (2263 Mission St.)Cover: $5 Advance, $8 at the Door.
Every First Friday of the Month!
Facebook: facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy

Tonight: Hand to Mouth Comedy @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 10pm. $5–8. Featuring John Ross, Jessica Sele, Land Smith, Stefani Silverman, Eli Olsberg, David Nguyen, Paco Romane and hosted by Trevor Hill.

handtomouthcomedy:

Trevor Hill presents Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.

November’s Topic: Fear!

On November 1st, comics John Ross (Comedy Central’s “Up Next”), Paco Romane (Best Comedian -SF Bay Guardian), Eli Olsberg (E!’s “Chelsea Lately”), Jessica Sele (Seattle Comedy Underground), David Nguyen (Colossal Show), Land Smith (Talkies) and Stefani Silverman (Tickled Pink!) will join Trevor in exploring fears, phobias, anxieties, panic attacks, nightmares, goosebumps and heebie-jeebies. So come find out what gives these funny peeps the creeps.

Hand to Mouth: Fear
Friday, November 1st @ 10:00PM
The Dark Room (2263 Mission St.)
Cover: $5 Advance, $8 at the Door.

Every First Friday of the Month!

Facebook: facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy

Eventbrite - Hand to Mouth: Fear!

cyniccave:

CYNIC CAVE LIVE RECORDING SCHEDULE FOR BURGER RECORDS COMPILATION
The standup comedy series that began in the basement of the beloved Mission District video store Lost Weekend has expanded to a comedy album. Co-producers George Chen and Kevin O’Shea join forces with San Francisco musician Garett Goddard and Burger Records to document the weekly Cynic Cave showcase on classic cassette format! The recording sessions will be happening every Saturday in September highlighting a select group of Bay Area comedians.
Started in July 2012, The Cynic Cave is arguably the best time you’ll have in a video store in the Mission all year. We just celebrated one year of existence which has included sets from comedians around the world and guest sets from the likes of Bobcat Goldthwait and W. Kamau Bell. 
Here’s a calendar of the upcoming recordings happening at Cynic Cave in September for this recording series.
Show times are 8 PM and price is $10 
all located at 1034 Valencia Street, San Francisco CA 94110.
Tickets can be purchased online via Eventbrite. http://cyniccave.eventbrite.com/
http://www.facebook.com/CynicCave
http://twitter.com/Cyniccave
Burger Records http://www.burgerrecords.org/
 
September 7th: Alison Stevenson, Brendan Lynch, Cameron Vannini, Joe Gorman, Jules Posner, Mary Van Note, Imaginary Radio, Jesse Elias
plus visiting guests: Nate Craig, Brandie Posey & Brendan McGowan

September 14th: Joey Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Land Smith, Natasha Muse, Ray Molina, Sad Vicious, Scott Capurro

September 21st: Sean Keane, Kelly Anneken, Kate Willett, Jesse Fernandez, Casey Ley, Anna Seregina. plus visiting guests Brock Wilbur, Xander Deveaux, Rick Wood.

September 28th: Andrew Holmgren, Miles K, Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Caitlin Gill

cyniccave:

CYNIC CAVE LIVE RECORDING SCHEDULE FOR BURGER RECORDS COMPILATION

The standup comedy series that began in the basement of the beloved Mission District video store Lost Weekend has expanded to a comedy album. Co-producers George Chen and Kevin O’Shea join forces with San Francisco musician Garett Goddard and Burger Records to document the weekly Cynic Cave showcase on classic cassette format! The recording sessions will be happening every Saturday in September highlighting a select group of Bay Area comedians.

Started in July 2012, The Cynic Cave is arguably the best time you’ll have in a video store in the Mission all year. We just celebrated one year of existence which has included sets from comedians around the world and guest sets from the likes of Bobcat Goldthwait and W. Kamau Bell. 

Here’s a calendar of the upcoming recordings happening at Cynic Cave in September for this recording series.

Show times are 8 PM and price is $10 

all located at 1034 Valencia Street, San Francisco CA 94110.

Tickets can be purchased online via Eventbrite. http://cyniccave.eventbrite.com/

http://www.facebook.com/CynicCave

http://twitter.com/Cyniccave

Burger Records http://www.burgerrecords.org/

 

September 7th: Alison Stevenson, Brendan Lynch, Cameron Vannini, Joe Gorman, Jules Posner, Mary Van Note, Imaginary Radio, Jesse Elias

plus visiting guests: Nate Craig, Brandie Posey & Brendan McGowan

September 14th: Joey Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Land Smith, Natasha Muse, Ray Molina, Sad Vicious, Scott Capurro

September 21st: Sean Keane, Kelly Anneken, Kate Willett, Jesse Fernandez, Casey Ley, Anna Seregina. plus visiting guests Brock Wilbur, Xander Deveaux, Rick Wood.

September 28th: Andrew Holmgren, Miles K, Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Caitlin Gill

Podcast: NSFW w/ Scott Robertson and Mary Alice McNab. Episode: “OJ Patterson & Land Smith”. Download Link: Here.

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7/5. Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Land Smith, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane, Sean Uyehara, Colleen Watson, Rajeev Dhar and Jane Harrison. 

7/5. Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Land Smith, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane, Sean Uyehara, Colleen Watson, Rajeev Dhar and Jane Harrison. 

6/16. Comedy Unplugged @ Studio SQ. 250 Napoleon St. SF. 7PM. Free w/ RSVP. Featuring Johan Miranda, Jules Posner, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, and George Chen. Hosted by Sierra Frost and OJ Patterson. Reserve Tickets, Message: sierra [at] studiosq [dot] com

6/16. Comedy Unplugged @ Studio SQ. 250 Napoleon St. SF. 7PM. Free w/ RSVP. Featuring Johan Miranda, Jules Posner, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, and George Chen. Hosted by Sierra Frost and OJ Patterson. Reserve Tickets, Message: sierra [at] studiosq [dot] com

"You know what really brought the world together? Pangea. If you catch my continental drift…. I hate myself."

Land SmithStork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

6/7. Talkies [1 Year Anniversary] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Jules Posner, Cliff Hengst, Jesse Elias, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane and Land Smith. Films by Greg Armstrong and David Enos. 
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6/7. Talkies [1 Year Anniversary] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Jules Posner, Cliff Hengst, Jesse Elias, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane and Land Smith. Films by Greg Armstrong and David Enos

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6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 
pleasekilltrevorhill:

MISERY INDEXMonday, June 3rd @ 8:00pmThe Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)3 blocks from 16th & Mission BARTNO COVER!
Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 
MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.
June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).
Every First Monday of the Month!
The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 

pleasekilltrevorhill:

MISERY INDEX
Monday, June 3rd @ 8:00pm
The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)
3 blocks from 16th & Mission BART
NO COVER!

Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 

MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.

June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).

Every First Monday of the Month!

The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

4/5. Sad People Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8pm. Featuring Jay Weingarten, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, Josef Anolin, Mary Van Note, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg and George Chen. 
talkiesshow:

Friday April 5Sad People Talkies a crossover between the LA show Sad People Talking and the SF multimedia/powerpoint/video show Talkies.withKyle Mizono, Mary Van Note, Jay Weingarten, Josef Anolin, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, George Chen, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg.$108 pm21+call ahead to reserve spots - 415-643-3373

4/5. Sad People Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8pm. Featuring Jay Weingarten, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, Josef Anolin, Mary Van Note, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg and George Chen. 

talkiesshow:

Friday April 5
Sad People Talkies 

a crossover between the LA show Sad People Talking and the SF multimedia/powerpoint/video show Talkies.
with
Kyle Mizono, Mary Van Note, Jay Weingarten, Josef Anolin, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, George Chen, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg.

$10
8 pm
21+
call ahead to reserve spots - 415-643-3373

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