"Thanks for interrupting my joke to announce you have a birthday"

— Melanie O’Brien at a whooping audience member @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"It’s Monday. I’ve had a hard week so far."

— Melanie O’Brien @ Club Deluxe [Paraphrase]

Melanie O’Brien by Shawn Robbins

Melanie O’Brien by Shawn Robbins


"Your skin is so beautiful”

- Mimi Vilmenay to Melanie O’Brien @ SOM Bar (via ivanhernandez & joegorman)

"Your skin is so beautiful

- Mimi Vilmenay to Melanie O’Brien @ SOM Bar (via ivanhernandez & joegorman)

"I love tomatoes! It doesn’t have to be funny if its genuine!"

— Melanie O’Brien @ Deco Lounge [Paraphrase]

Melanie O’Brien by. Kristee Ono

[Live from Layover]

Melanie O’Brien by. Kristee Ono

[Live from Layover]

"I went to Good Vibes and got a $65 replacement for you. All you can do is wash a car."

— Melanie O’Brien explaining to a male audience member why a pleasure device is better than him [Paraphrase]

"I took a shower so I’m better than you. I’m one step above a dog and one step below a deli employee"

— Melanie O’Brien talking to a dog at Ladies Night @ The Brainwash

mellyob:

Hey, It’s Melanie’s comedy! 

[One of my favorite sets from one of my favorite people/comedians.]

(via mellyob-deactivated20120330)

4/13/2011: Favorite Things of Last Night: Promedy (Popovich Style)