"How good are professional athletes, really? Your average sports team loses half its games."
— Miles K
"Take life one day at a time,” sounds like the affirmation of a serial killer."
— Miles K (via Clever Things To Say)
"Tony [Sparks] is known as the godfather of San Francisco comedy and the badfather of children"
— Miles K @ Tony Spark Roast [7 Mile House] [Paraphrase]
"Your next comic read about this show from the newspaper he was sleeping under."
— Chris Riggins’ introduction to Miles K @ Tony Sparks 2011 Roast