— Ngaio Bealum @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
— Leslie Small on performing oral on men with junk jewelry @ Milk Bar
- Leslie Small: How was everybody's Memorial Day Weekending
- Audience Member: Great!
- Leslie Small: Great! I went camping.
- Audience Member: What?
- Leslie Small: Yeah, it's a white people thing. We like to go out and pretend that we're homeless... 'as long as we get to go home!'
— Eric Cash @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
— Eddy Jayson @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
— Josh Marcus @ Milk Bar