"Miss Piggy let a frog fuck her. That’s inspiring. ‘If this frog can fuck this pig, I can definitely do stand-up comedy.’ You know how smooth a frog has to be to fuck a pig? That’s different species!"

- Hannibal Buress on the Muppets @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Miss Piggy let a frog fuck her. That’s inspiring. ‘If this frog can fuck this pig, I can definitely do stand-up comedy.’ You know how smooth a frog has to be to fuck a pig? That’s different species!"

- Hannibal Buress on the Muppets @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Mimi Vilmenay and beau as the puppet power couple, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog. Photo by Ameen Belbahri

Mimi Vilmenay and beau as the puppet power couple, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog. Photo by Ameen Belbahri

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r0llerdisc0:

ever notice how fozzie looks like fried chicken? - jesse elias

Original or Extra Fozzie?

r0llerdisc0:

ever notice how fozzie looks like fried chicken? - jesse elias

Original or Extra Fozzie?