"You know what I like in life guys? Hookers … You can do things with a hooker your girlfriend won’t let you do… I like to get a hooker and have an opinion."
— Justin Alan @ Mutiny Radio/Pamtastic’s Komedy Klubhouse [Paraphrase]
"I’m single because I’m creepy. You’ve ever been called creep? Ruins your day!"
— Jason Thomas @ Mutiny Radio [Paraphrase]