"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"

Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

Colleen Watson @ The Night Light by Clare O’Kane

Colleen Watson @ The Night Light by Clare O’Kane

"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."

Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 


“Do you guys like first impressions?” 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

“Do you guys like first impressions?” 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."

Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

"They that sex is a drug, which makes sense because I have/would/will totally suck dick for it."

Allison Mick @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Inside Joke Interviews Chelsea Peretti

[Oakland Native]

4/24. Operation Funny (Benefit Show) @ Kimball’s Carnival. 522 2nd St. Oakland. 8PM. Free. Featuring Richard Dreyling, Greg “G” Williams, Emily Yates, Jason Mack and Nina G. 

4/24. Operation Funny (Benefit Show) @ Kimball’s Carnival. 522 2nd St. Oakland. 8PM. Free. Featuring Richard Dreyling, Greg “G” Williams, Emily Yates, Jason Mack and Nina G.