"It’s funny that the only thing people in San Francisco talk about are the 49ers and gentrification because 1849 was the year San Francisco became gentrified."
— Dro @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
"You ever take a shit so big, you convince yourself you could survive prison?"
— Tim Young @ Dorsey’s Locker [Paraphrase]
"Did you know [women] make their own gravy? Like, every time you eat pussy it’s au jus. [Groaning laughter] Cool. That’s what that joke usually gets."
— Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Available: Here @ 13:50]