Favorite Things of Last Night: Storking Comedy (1/2/2014)

tourettesregret:

See you tonight!

"Does anybody else think Regina Spector is just Ben Folds in drag?"

— Tobias Livingston @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

This is a reasonable end to CC in ‘13. Happy New Years!

(Source: knopeworthy)

femininenoise:

magic at the stork club 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Stork Club (12/26/2013)

[It’s a Boxing Day Miracle! We went Boston-Style (so I didn’t have to stand up more than a couple of times), I saw a flippin’ magic show from a fake grandmother and I got to sing the Mortal Kombat song. Can’t wait for 2014.]

"You know how women say, ‘All men want is sex?’. Naw. I want a job… I’d rather have a job with benefits than a friend with benefits."

Matt Lieb @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

"I’m so poor that I don’t know when’s the last time I bought clothes in a place that only sells clothes. Anyplace I shop for clothes I can get two t-shirts, a box of condoms, and a can of propane."

David Gborie @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]