"I’m not sure if I’m seeing "hipsters" or wizards who don’t know how to dress like Muggles."

- F.C. Sierra on sidewalk confusion @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I’m not sure if I’m seeing "hipsters" or wizards who don’t know how to dress like Muggles."

- F.C. Sierra on sidewalk confusion @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I don’t do open-mic comedy for the laughs. I do it for the peace and quiet."

Mean Dave @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

"There’s a saying: living well is the best revenge. No it’s not. It’s arson."

Dan Edwards @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

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Kevin O’Shea. 7 Corners Open Mic 1st Year Anniversary Show. 06/30/13. Photo by Jason Traeger.

Tuesday Open Mic Comedy: La Rocca’s and Dorsey’s Locker (6/25/2013).

Kevin O’Shea at Flying Pig Bistro. 

Kevin O’Shea at Flying Pig Bistro. 

(Source: kevinosheacomedy, via joeydevine)

5/29. Comedy Open Mic @ E One Entertainment Sports Bar. 200 Hegenberger Rd. Oakland 7-11pm. Free.

5/29. Comedy Open Mic @ E One Entertainment Sports Bar. 200 Hegenberger Rd. Oakland 7-11pm. Free.

News: Open Mic opening at Church Key, tonight (5/26/2013), 1402 Grant Ave. Sign Ups: 6:30pm. Show: 7-9pm. 

News: Open Mic opening at Church Key, tonight (5/26/2013), 1402 Grant Ave. Sign Ups: 6:30pm. Show: 7-9pm. 

News: Inaugural Monday Night Open Mic @ 7 Mile House, Begins 6/3/2013. Produced by Local Folks.

News: Inaugural Monday Night Open Mic @ 7 Mile House, Begins 6/3/2013. Produced by Local Folks.

"I realized how much money I could make if I didn’t care about sex."

Nicole Calasich on a recent hackathon @ Portal’s Tavern