"You might be looking at me like I’m a cool muthafucka. You should see me when I’m by myself. I’m a cool ass muthafucka, when I’m by myself, Jack! That’s right, I talk like a [19]70s pimp when I’m by myself.”

– Keith D’Souza @ La Rocca’s Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"You might be looking at me like I’m a cool muthafucka. You should see me when I’m by myself. I’m a cool ass muthafucka, when I’m by myself, Jack! That’s right, I talk like a [19]70s pimp when I’m by myself.”

Keith D’Souza @ La Rocca’s Open Mic [Paraphrase]

After nearly three years, a hundred lists, innumerable bumped comedians, and a few celebrity drop ins, the Dirty Trix Open Mic officially ends

[Photos by: Post, Gomes, me, Gomes, and Holmgren]

nakedcomedy:

#kindaopenmic @donnydivanian

nakedcomedy:

#kindaopenmic @donnydivanian

Richard Toomer and Andrew Roberts at the inaugural Knockout Open Mic

Richard Toomer and Andrew Roberts at the inaugural Knockout Open Mic

(Source: instagram.com)

"I used to love the song "No Scrubs" by TLC, until I grew up and met all of the qualifications…Yeah, I live with my parents, but I’m saving this money for us."

Johan Miranda @ The Knockout Open Mic [Paraphrased]

"If you have to DARE your kids to not do drugs, maybe you’re not adequately prepared to be a parent."

Raum Dee @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]

wonderdave:

Hey Folks the Queer Open Mic is at a Different Day and Location this Month and I wanted to signal Boost so I’m putting it on all my social media.
Saturday January 25th 7pm sign up 7:30 Show at the Marsh Theatre 1062 Valencia St San Francisco CA

wonderdave:

Hey Folks the Queer Open Mic is at a Different Day and Location this Month and I wanted to signal Boost so I’m putting it on all my social media.

Saturday January 25th 7pm sign up 7:30 Show at the Marsh Theatre 1062 Valencia St San Francisco CA

mattgubser:

The Rundown Tuesday January 14 2014

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

Greg Asdourian “Fifty Shades of Greg” Album Release

Shows

San Francisco 

Milkin’ It Headliner Sean Keane (WATCH CLIP) @Milk 1840 Haight (Haight) 8:00 Free
Harvey’s Funny Tuesdays @ 500 Castro (Castro) 9:00 Free (1 item min)
Tim Lee (WATCH CLIP) @ Punchline 444 Battery St (Financial) 8:00 $20 2 item min.

East Bay 

Brew Ha Ha Headliner Nina G (WATCH CLIP) @ EJ Phair 300 Cumberland Pittsburg 7:00 Free
We Got Next Comedy Tour @ The New Parish 579 18th St Oakland 8:00 $10
Ladies Love The Layover @ 1517 Franklin, Oakland (Downtown) 8:30pm Free
Comic Sense @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Pleasanton 7:30 $10

North Bay

Mark Pitta & Friends @ Throckmorton Theater 142 Throckmorton Ave Mill Valley 8:00 $21

Open Mics

San Francisco

Some Kind of Trouble @ Amnesia 853 Valencia St (Mission) 6:00/6:30-9:00
Neck of the Woods @ 406 Clement St (Richmond) 7:30-10:00
La Rocca’s @ 957 Columbus (Russian Hill) 9:00/10:00-2:00

East Bay

Brew Ha Ha @ EJ Phair 300 Cumberland Pittsburg 6:30-7:00 (pre-showcase)Acapella Flows (Mixed) @ SweetFingers 464 E 14th St San Leandro 9:00 $5

South Bay

Poor House Bistro Open Mic & 4th Anniversary Party (mixed) @ 91 South Autumn Street San Jose 6:00-9:00
Open Mic Comedy Night @ Agave 2270 Monterey Hwy, San Jose 7:00 $5 Email agavecomedy@gmail.com for booking
Comedy Night at The Red @ 200 Locust St Santa Cruz 7:30/8:00 Free
Caffé Frascati Open Mic (mixed) @ 315 S 1st St San Jose 8:00-11:00
Sparta Sports Bar @ 81 E San Fernando St San Jose 9:00

Upcoming

1/16 Colin Quinn’s Unconstitutional @ Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa (WATCH CLIP)
1/26 & 1/28 Mike Birbiglia- Thank God for Jokes at Palace of Fine Arts Theatre San Francisco (WATCH CLIP)
1/23-2/9 SF Sketchfest
1/29 Larry the Cable Guy at Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa(WATCH CLIP)

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

mattgubser:

The Rundown Monday January 13 2014 

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics. 

Shows

San Francisco 

Monday Happy Hour Comedy @ The Royale 800 Post St (Tenderloin) 7:00 FREE!
Rite Spot Comedy @ Headliner Butch Escobar (WATCH CLIP) Rite Spot Café 2099 Folsom (Mission) 8:00 FREE!
Melt the Mic @ Melt Café 700 Broadway (North Beach) 8:00 FREE!
NEW! Something Something Shindig @ Milk 1840 Haight St (Haight) 8:00 FREE!
LOL Showcase @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 9:00 Free before 8:30, $5 after
Tim Lee (WATCH CLIP) @ Punchline 444 Battery St (Financial) 8:00 $20 2 item min.

East Bay 

Move Along Nothing to See Here @ The Night Light 311 Broadway, Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 Free

South Bay

Monday Night Comedy at Surf City Billiards @ 931 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 9:00 Free

North Bay

Showcase of the Mondays Headliner Mean Dave (WATCH CLIP) @ La Condesa 1320 Main St St. Helena 9:00 Free

Open Mics

San Francisco

New Joke Workshop @ Mutiny Radio 6:00-8:00 Three minutes new material (feedback given) & three minutes of heckling
Brainwash @ 1122 Folsom St (SoMA) 6:30/7:00-10:00 Four Minutes
LOL @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 6:30/7:00-9:00 Five to Ten minutes
M3Sqrd @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21St (Mission) 7:30/8:00 Five minutes 
Portal’s Tavern @ 179 W. Portal Ave (West Portal) 8:00/9:00 Five minutes

East Bay

Ivy Room @ 860 San Pablo, Albany 8:30/9:00 Five minutes

South Bay

Woodham’s Lounge @ 4475 Steven’s Creek Blvd San Jose 8:00/8:30-1:00ish
Monday Night Comedy at Surf City Billiards @ 931 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 9:00 Five minutes

Upcoming

1/16 Colin Quinn’s Unconstitutional @ Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa (WATCH CLIP)
1/26 & 1/28 Mike Birbiglia- Thank God for Jokes at Palace of Fine Arts Theatre San Francisco (WATCH CLIP)
1/23-2/9 SF Sketchfest
1/29 Larry the Cable Guy at Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa(WATCH CLIP)

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

mattgubser:

The Rundown Friday January 10 2014

All your #Sanfrancisco #Bayarea #Standup #comedy #shows & #openmics

Shows

San Francisco 

Friday Free for All @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 6:00 $10
Good Times in The Grotto @ Sports Basement 1590 Bryant (Mission) 6:00 FREE
Comedy BottleKyle McFadden & Enrique Casolla (McFadden Clip) (Casolla Twitter) @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 7:30 $17 online/$20 door
Free Dinner & Comedy Night Headliner Natasha Muse (WATCH CLIP) @ Saint John the Evangelist Episcopal Church 1661 Fifteenth Street 7:30 FREE
The MOSO Comedy Show Premiere @ I-Hotel Manilatown Center 868 Kearny St (Financial) 7:30 $10
30 Days of Comedy: Day 1 Launch Show @ 20 Mission CoWorking Space 2415 Mission (Mission) 7:30 FREE
Like Cadaver: Monkey Shines Edition Headliner Dave Ross (WATCH CLIP) @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 $10
A-List Comedy @ Our Little Theatre 287 Ellis St (Tenderloin) 8:00 & 10:00 $10
Janeane Garafalo & Greg Behrendt (Garafalo clip) (Behrendt Clip) @ Cobb’s Comedy Club 915 Columbus Ave (Russian Hill )8:00 & 10:15 $25
Tom Rhodes (WATCH CLIP) @ Punchline SF 444 Battery (Financial) 8:00 & 10:00 $20

East Bay 

Comedy Oakland @ The Washington Inn 495 10th St Oakland 9:00 $10
Sommore (WATCH CLIP) @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:30 & 9:45 $30-$40

South Bay

Café Ivete Comedy Show @ 2125 Delaware Ave Santa Cruz 7:00 $5 or free with 2 item min
Wine Tyme Headliner Maureen Langhan (WATCH CLIP) @ 116 Stockton Ave, Capitola 8:00 Free with purchase
Ngaio Bealum (WATCH CLIP) @ The Planet Ultra Lounge 2110 N. Fremont St. Monterey 8:00 $10
Lil Duval (WATCH CLIP) @ San Jose Improv 62 S. 2nd St San Jose 8:00 & 10:00 $22 2 item min.
April Macie (WATCH CLIP) @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 9:00 $19

Open Mics

San Francisco

Pamtastic’s Comedy Clubhouse @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21st St 7:30/8:00-10:30ish 5 minutes

East Bay

Café Yesterday @ 1122 University Avenue, Berkeley 7:30/8:00-10:00 5 minutes

Upcoming

1/16 Colin Quinn’s Unconstitutional @ Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa (WATCH CLIP)
1/26 & 1/28 Mike Birbiglia- Thank God for Jokes at Palace of Fine Arts Theatre San Francisco (WATCH CLIP)
1/29 Larry the Cable Guy at Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa(WATCH CLIP)

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.