3/9. Clayton and Gomes: Buddy Cops @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 8PM. $20. A short comical play written and produced by Sylvan Productions. Runs every Friday and Saturday through March 24th. Tickets Available: Here.

Clayton and Gomes (Ash Clayton and Justin Gomes) have been t.v.’s favorite buddy cop duo for over a decade winning two Daytime Emmy’s, and a McGredy for best comedy action show. They’re respected veterans and true masters of their craft, every guy wants to be them and every lady wants to have private lady-and-guy time with ‘em. Consequently, 
The Chief is always giving them the weirdest and most difficult cases. In the season finale, Clayton and Gomes run into their most difficult case yet; an invisible murderer?! One of our favorite characters won’t make it to the end of this one, you don’t want to miss CLAYTON AND GOMES: BUDDY COPS at the DARK ROOM THEATER!

3/9. Clayton and Gomes: Buddy Cops @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 8PM. $20. A short comical play written and produced by Sylvan Productions. Runs every Friday and Saturday through March 24th. Tickets Available: Here.

Clayton and Gomes (Ash Clayton and Justin Gomes) have been t.v.’s favorite buddy cop duo for over a decade winning two Daytime Emmy’s, and a McGredy for best comedy action show. They’re respected veterans and true masters of their craft, every guy wants to be them and every lady wants to have private lady-and-guy time with ‘em. Consequently, 

The Chief is always giving them the weirdest and most difficult cases. In the season finale, Clayton and Gomes run into their most difficult case yet; an invisible murderer?! One of our favorite characters won’t make it to the end of this one, you don’t want to miss CLAYTON AND GOMES: BUDDY COPS at the DARK ROOM THEATER!

Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm
December 3 - 18, 2010

Kris Kringle and Pere Noel are famous Christian luminaries who officiated over the winter solstice celebrations in Austria and France for generations. Now, they languish under house arrest in Limbo after refusing to retool the solstice celebration into a big birthday party for Jesus. Meanwhile, their enslaved minions—wicked horned demon Krampus and unrepentant serial killer Pere Fouettard—are enduring their 500th year of eternal punishment in Purgatory, as they have ever since their former masters were Decommissioned.

But when Fouettard discovers how to escape back to Earth, Satan offers them immunity from celestial punisment if they can figure out how to break into Hell.

With the fate of the world at stake, Jesus offers Kringle and Noel a chance to redeem themselves and save Christmas from the foul forces of evil.

Will Kringle and Noel save Christmas? Will Zeus swear in ancient Greek?
Will Moses finally get a blanket? Will Santa Claus ever shut up?
There is only one way to find out.

Come to The Dark Room Theater this December and find out who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.

Christmas in HELL is a new original holiday play written and directed by Jim Fourniadis and stars Steffanos X, Justin Gomes, Ralph Hoy, Lionel Rouge, Jim Jeske, Sherilyn Connelly, Craig Souza, Zachary Davenport and Andrew Moore.

Tickets: $20 at the door,
and online at brownpapertickets.com/event/138198

Starts tonight and stars the Sylvan Kids. Good enough for me.