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Over the course of a comedian’s life he or she will experience thousands of jokes – some of them, they might even like. In the spirit of comics loving comedy, we present a short form journal of the Bay’s best comedians talking shop and throwing shine on their favorite jokes/bits/stories heard over and over and over again in cafes, clubs, and anywhere else with a microphone. 

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"For those that don’t know, ‘Roots’ is like black people’s ‘Star Wars’. We just don’t have conventions for it."

Jasper Redd @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


“ÉireTrea: Combining the culinary cultures of Ireland and Ethiopia… which is famine.”

- Sean Keane on ironic food trucks @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

ÉireTrea: Combining the culinary cultures of Ireland and Ethiopia… which is famine.”

- Sean Keane on ironic food trucks @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


"A [full head of hair] is ‘male cleavage’. Do you see all these sad, bald fucks?"

- Brendan Lynch @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"A [full head of hair] is ‘male cleavage’. Do you see all these sad, bald fucks?"

- Brendan Lynch @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]


"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Red Scott]

"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Red Scott]

"Kids are like Christianity and free jazz: better in theory."

Nato Green @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

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Allison Mick at the San Francisco Punchline, 8.20.13

"I’m from Santa Cruz… I guess I surfed here on a blunt. Fuck Santa Cruz!"

Tyler Hinz contention on being introduced from Santa Cruz @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


"44 [years-old] is a weird age because I still like heavy metal but I complain that it’s too loud."

- Bucky Sinister @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Red Scott]

"44 [years-old] is a weird age because I still like heavy metal but I complain that it’s too loud."

- Bucky Sinister @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Red Scott]

(Source: flickr.com)