— Pete Holmes’s impression of Hell @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
— Stefani Silverman @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
- Sam Davidoff: This last guy, I wish he could be my father. Everybody give it up for Brendan Lynch!
- [Brendan Lynch enters stage right as Sam exits]
- Brendan Lynch: I would be your father if your mom wasn't a pig.