Arj Barker and Israeli Audience Member in: Egyptian Lover

  • Arj Barker: Do they smoke weed in Israel?
  • Israeli Audience Member: Yea. We get it from Egypt.
  • Arj: Really? Pyramid Nuggets? You smoke Giza Kush?
  • [Originally Posted 5/16/2011]

Casey Ley, 7 Minutes at the San Francisco Punch Line. 

10/15-16. For The People Comedy 4 Year Anniversary @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $15. Featuring Joey Guila, Frankie Quinones, Cory Loykasek and Marcella Arguello. Music by DJ Sol Wright. Tickets Available: Here.


[For the People Comedy is on a collective cusp beyond imagination. Its roster includes some of the most undeniable talents on the West Coast. Most importantly, beyond the sold out shows and heartfelt diversity, the budding collective exudes an inescapable closeness. It’s not just a party, it’s family.]

10/15-16. For The People Comedy 4 Year Anniversary @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $15. Featuring Joey Guila, Frankie Quinones, Cory Loykasek and Marcella Arguello. Music by DJ Sol Wright. Tickets Available: Here.

[For the People Comedy is on a collective cusp beyond imagination. Its roster includes some of the most undeniable talents on the West Coast. Most importantly, beyond the sold out shows and heartfelt diversity, the budding collective exudes an inescapable closeness. It’s not just a party, it’s family.]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Tom Rhodes (#SF90s)

Bits and Pieces: Ben Feldman’s “‘Toothpick Guy’ vs. ‘Dental Floss Guy’”

Over the course of a comedian’s life he or she will experience thousands of jokes – some of them, they might even like. In the spirit of comics loving comedy, we present a short form journal of the Bay’s best comedians talking shop and throwing shine on their favorite jokes/bits/stories heard over and over and over again in cafes, clubs, and anywhere else with a microphone. 

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"For those that don’t know, ‘Roots’ is like black people’s ‘Star Wars’. We just don’t have conventions for it."

Jasper Redd @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


“ÉireTrea: Combining the culinary cultures of Ireland and Ethiopia… which is famine.”

- Sean Keane on ironic food trucks @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

ÉireTrea: Combining the culinary cultures of Ireland and Ethiopia… which is famine.”

- Sean Keane on ironic food trucks @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


"A [full head of hair] is ‘male cleavage’. Do you see all these sad, bald fucks?"

- Brendan Lynch @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"A [full head of hair] is ‘male cleavage’. Do you see all these sad, bald fucks?"

- Brendan Lynch @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]


"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Red Scott]

"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Red Scott]

"Kids are like Christianity and free jazz: better in theory."

Nato Green @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]