"I was recently called creepy. Have you ever been called creepy? Ruins your day!"

— Jason Zelt @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"First time I did mushrooms was also the first time I talked to a daddy longlegs about global warming".

- Adam Ray @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"I’m from the Middle East… Bay. Allahmeda."

— Inanc @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Aly Jones, 5 Minutes @ San Francisco Punch Line. 

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Kelly Anneken @ San Francisco Punch Line


"I guess if you’re a man that takes it up the ass, you get your own day. I wouldn’t know about that, because I’m a pussy hound."

- Ronn Vigh playing against type, talking about Pride2013 @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"I guess if you’re a man that takes it up the ass, you get your own day. I wouldn’t know about that, because I’m a pussy hound."

- Ronn Vigh playing against type, talking about Pride2013 @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Montana Ass Bucket" by Chris Fairbanks. Album: FAIRBANKS!. Year: 2010. Recorded Live at the San Francisco Punch Line. (via RooftopComedy)

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"Five Minutes to Myself" by Laurie Kilmartin. Album: Five Minutes to Myself. Year: 2009. Recorded Live at the San Francisco Punch Line.

(Source: Spotify)

6/26-29. Michael Che @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. Featuring Brendan Lynch, and hosted by David Gborie.

[This is one for the ages. Three of the most touted, recognized acts in their respective lanes, charismatic as all get out delivering the hot giggles to the face. Watch for Gborie’s first weekend at the Punch, Lynch’s crowd work and Che’s awesomeness]

"Awkward Porn Moments" by Miles K. Recorded Live at the San Francisco Punch Line.