"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Red Scott]

"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Red Scott]

"Kids are like Christianity and free jazz: better in theory."

Nato Green @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

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Allison Mick at the San Francisco Punchline, 8.20.13

"I’m from Santa Cruz… I guess I surfed here on a blunt. Fuck Santa Cruz!"

Tyler Hinz contention on being introduced from Santa Cruz @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


"44 [years-old] is a weird age because I still like heavy metal but I complain that it’s too loud."

- Bucky Sinister @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Red Scott]

"44 [years-old] is a weird age because I still like heavy metal but I complain that it’s too loud."

- Bucky Sinister @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Red Scott]

(Source: flickr.com)

"I was recently called creepy. Have you ever been called creepy? Ruins your day!"

— Jason Zelt @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"First time I did mushrooms was also the first time I talked to a daddy longlegs about global warming".

- Adam Ray @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"I’m from the Middle East… Bay. Allahmeda."

— Inanc @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Aly Jones, 5 Minutes @ San Francisco Punch Line. 

(Source: alyjwns)

Kelly Anneken @ San Francisco Punch Line