- Arj Barker: Do they smoke weed in Israel?
- Israeli Audience Member: Yea. We get it from Egypt.
- Arj: Really? Pyramid Nuggets? You smoke Giza Kush?
- [Originally Posted 5/16/2011]
— Juan Medina after a shouting match happens in front of the stage @ Oakland Outdoor Comedy Show
— Juan Medina, in a Southern pastor voice, hosting @ Amnesia Bar. [Paraphrase]
— Rich Dreyling after being called “rude” by a heckler @ Kip’s Bar [Paraphrase]
— Bob Saget roasting Jeff Ross @ The Barbary/Outside Lands Festival [Paraphrase]