![“Who here rides the bus? [Sizable reaction] We’re ‘giving it up’ for the bus? Good job, San Francisco.”
- Kimberly Rose Wendt on a public trans applause break @ Sport’s Basement/Good Times in the Grotto [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jason Henry]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e037763ab4e075695e2a73d240ce0d2/tumblr_mfteemAW9j1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“Who here rides the bus? [Sizable reaction] We’re ‘giving it up’ for the bus? Good job, San Francisco.”
- Kimberly Rose Wendt on a public trans applause break @ Sport’s Basement/Good Times in the Grotto [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jason Henry]
"These are all new jokes. Thank God I wrote them in pencil."
— Leo Moreland, open mic-ing it @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
"You rarely see lesbians with bad teeth because pussy juice is good for the gums."
— Tony Sparks @ iL Pirata [Paraphrase]
Kaseem Bentley and Audience in... Legitimate Fear.
- Kaseem Bentley: I'm afraid of old Chinese people...
- Audience Member (interrupting): You should be!
- [Uproarious laughter]
![“Max [Curry] told me to not ask [the audience] to ‘give it up’ for him, so tell him to eat a dick when you get a chance; I don’t give a fuck.”
- Jules Posner @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/feaf6c35c42b17c299d9fd7b01c52a00/tumblr_mew5ivsTkJ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"You see, you wait till the end of the night and you go on anyway. Fuck the [comedy] documentries on Netflix."
— Adam Pearlstein on late-night comedy @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
"The bigger your glasses and the smaller your haircut, the more likely you are to write a book."
— TJ Miller on Moshe Kasher @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
![“It’s disrespectful to sit in the front of a comedy club with a name like ‘Chism’… do you have friends named ‘Chum’ and ‘Chejaculate’?”
- Moshe Kasher @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Tyler Ross]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiwrcre4B1qcxc43o1_r1_500.jpg)
12/14. Fresh Like Cadaver (Invaders From Mars) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. 8PM. $10. Featuring Matt Louv, Kate Willett, F.C. Sierra and Vince Mancini and Jordan Morris. Hosted by Andre Parker.
FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco.
Our next show is FRIDAY December 14TH AT 8PM featuring comedians KATE WILLETT ( COBB’S Comedy Club, The Mission Position on radiovalencia.fm) and F.C. SIERRA (The Eric Show, Get Yucked Up) followed by a live riffing of the movie INVADERS FROM MARS by VINCE MANCINI ( FilmDrunk.com, Purple Onion) and MATT LOUV (The Friend Zone, Sylvan Productions ) and Hosted by ANDRE PARKER
~~CHEAP BOOZE~~
((((((((***ALL DRINKS AT THE BAR ARE UNDER $5 BUCKS WITH 1$ SNACKS AND CANDY FOR THE WEAK AND HUNGRY***))))))))))))))
ADVANCE TIX CAN BE PURCHASED AT LOST WEEKEND VIDEO 1034 VALENCIA STREET ( @ 21ST ) FOR 10$
![“There’s a lot of young comics here and I want to encourage you to quit now. I started doing comedy in 1987… and I’m here.”
- Laurie Kilmartin @ Kimball’s Carnival [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me270d2DPa1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“There’s a lot of young comics here and I want to encourage you to quit now. I started doing comedy in 1987… and I’m here.”
- Laurie Kilmartin @ Kimball’s Carnival [Paraphrase]
