"Do you guys like first impressions?" 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"Do you guys like first impressions?" 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."

Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]


It’s a lot of zoo jokes. I smoke a lot of weed, go to a lot of zoos. 

- Stephen Furey explaining his material @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

It’s a lot of zoo jokes. I smoke a lot of weed, go to a lot of zoos. 

- Stephen Furey explaining his material @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Sometimes you’re headlining and sometimes you are going up after the people have left."

- Matt Gubser @ Melt! Cafe [Paraphrase]

"Why am I a communications major? I just yell at people."

Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"This is what Oakland is about: cooperation and ignoring bad comedy"

— Mean Dave @ Oakland Art Murmur [Paraphrase]


"I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means."

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means."

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"This is a night of people digging themselves out of holes."

Dave Ross @ Club Deluxe/Live at Deluxe [Paraphrase]

"This is the worst angle known to woman!"

- Stefani Silverman on the Macbook’s iLine @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

"It’s the perfect environment for comedy, the two most conducive for comedy: religion and water."

Andrew Holmgren @ Western Christian Bookstore [Paraphrase]