"I’m a sweaty guy [audience member woos]. I got more of a reaction for being sweaty than I did for having a boyfriend… sweataphiles."

- Casey Ley @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

"I’m a sweaty guy [audience member woos]. I got more of a reaction for being sweaty than I did for having a boyfriend… sweataphiles."

- Casey Ley @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

"I’m like a lethargic Juggernaut, except I don’t have a crystal in my forehead! … The thing that can stop lethargic Juggernaut is a crowd."

— Josh Marcus plowing through a set @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]

"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."

Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]


"Do you guys like first impressions?" 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"Do you guys like first impressions?" 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."

Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]


It’s a lot of zoo jokes. I smoke a lot of weed, go to a lot of zoos. 

- Stephen Furey explaining his material @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

It’s a lot of zoo jokes. I smoke a lot of weed, go to a lot of zoos. 

- Stephen Furey explaining his material @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Sometimes you’re headlining and sometimes you are going up after the people have left."

- Matt Gubser @ Melt! Cafe [Paraphrase]

"Why am I a communications major? I just yell at people."

Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"This is what Oakland is about: cooperation and ignoring bad comedy"

— Mean Dave @ Oakland Art Murmur [Paraphrase]


"I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means."

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means."

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]