— Leo Moreland, open mic-ing it @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
— Tony Sparks @ iL Pirata [Paraphrase]
- Kaseem Bentley: I'm afraid of old Chinese people...
- Audience Member (interrupting): You should be!
- [Uproarious laughter]
— Adam Pearlstein on late-night comedy @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
— TJ Miller on Moshe Kasher @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]