Bay Area Natives abound during Set List at NerdMelt Showroom. Carlos Alazraqui, Laurie Kilmartin, and Bob Rubin finding the funny, riffing for their life. 

"I’m a french comedian, I don’t go for the laugh."

— Clara Bijl on a cold crowd @ Comikaze Lounge/Cafe Royale

Sam Davidoff and Brendan Lynch in... Patronizing Filicide

  • Sam Davidoff: This last guy, I wish he could be my father. Everybody give it up for Brendan Lynch!
  • [Brendan Lynch enters stage right as Sam exits]
  • Brendan Lynch: I would be your father if your mom wasn't a pig.
  • [Paraphrase]
1/11. Fresh Like Cadaver: Dolls (Horror Movie+Comedy) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Josh Marcus, Jesse Elias, Juan Medina, Mary-Alice McNab and hosted by Andre Parker.

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…
Our next show is FRIDAY January 11TH AT 8PM featuring comedians JESSE ELIAS (San Francisco Punchline Comedy Club, SF Comedy and Burrito Festival ) and Mary-Alice McNab (Purple Onion, The Eric Show) followed by a live riffing of the movie DOLLS by JOSH MARCUS ( Purple Onion, Town Criers) and JUAN MEDINA (San Francisco Punchline Comedy Club, Comedy Bodega ) and Hosted by ANDRE PARKER (ZZzzzzzzzz)
~~CHEAP BOOZE~~
(((((~~ALL DRINKS AT THE BAR ARE UNDER $5 BUCKS WITH 1$ SNACKS AND CANDY FOR THE WEAK AND HUNGRY~~)))))))

1/11. Fresh Like Cadaver: Dolls (Horror Movie+Comedy) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Josh Marcus, Jesse Elias, Juan Medina, Mary-Alice McNab and hosted by Andre Parker.

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…

Our next show is FRIDAY January 11TH AT 8PM featuring comedians JESSE ELIAS (San Francisco Punchline Comedy Club, SF Comedy and Burrito Festival ) and Mary-Alice McNab (Purple Onion, The Eric Show) followed by a live riffing of the movie DOLLS by JOSH MARCUS ( Purple Onion, Town Criers) and JUAN MEDINA (San Francisco Punchline Comedy Club, Comedy Bodega ) and Hosted by ANDRE PARKER (ZZzzzzzzzz)

~~CHEAP BOOZE~~

(((((~~ALL DRINKS AT THE BAR ARE UNDER $5 BUCKS WITH 1$ SNACKS AND CANDY FOR THE WEAK AND HUNGRY~~)))))))

"I hate you all, already."

— Josef Anolin’s opening line to a despondent crowd @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon



"I know some of you are thinking, ‘I could do that’. I feel like [my performance] has inspired people"


- Kyle Mizono @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I know some of you are thinking, ‘I could do that’. I feel like [my performance] has inspired people"

- Kyle Mizono @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


"Who here rides the bus? [Sizable reaction] We’re ‘giving it up’ for the bus? Good job, San Francisco."

- Kimberly Rose Wendt on a public trans applause break @ Sport’s Basement/Good Times in the Grotto [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jason Henry]

"Who here rides the bus? [Sizable reaction] We’re ‘giving it up’ for the bus? Good job, San Francisco."

- Kimberly Rose Wendt on a public trans applause break @ Sport’s Basement/Good Times in the Grotto [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jason Henry]

"These are all new jokes. Thank God I wrote them in pencil."

— Leo Moreland, open mic-ing it @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

"You rarely see lesbians with bad teeth because pussy juice is good for the gums."

— Tony Sparks @ iL Pirata [Paraphrase]

Kaseem Bentley and Audience in... Legitimate Fear.

  • Kaseem Bentley: I'm afraid of old Chinese people...
  • Audience Member (interrupting): You should be!
  • [Uproarious laughter]