James Franco (Palo Alto Native) gets punched in the face. It’s a commercial for his Comedy Central roast on Labor day. My girlfriend thinks it’s kind of dumb. I think it’s Peter Parker. 

Roman Leo Roast by Anya G

Roman Leo Roast by Anya G

Favorite Things of Last Night: Roman Leo Roast

Talking to Mean Dave is like being raped by an audio book - Christopher John

Fuck me, I’m roasting myself up here - Leo Zinger

I’ve seen a better muscle tone on a Chihuahua skeleton - Roman Leo on Miles K

Bob Lieberman’s jokes makes the music of Kenny G look avant grade - Jesse Elias 

Roman, you’re like the friendliest guy I don’t trust - Ben Feldman

When people say “Juan Medina killed” you’ll have to ask to clarify - Miles K

Patton Oswalt and Marc Maron Are Roasting Each Other Over Twitter

thecomedybureau:

That’s what often happens when you get two comedians on the same plane together. Follow @marcmaron and @pattonoswalt now.

[SF’s Class of 1992 + 20 years + In the Sky]

1/25. Birthday Roast of Greg Asdourian @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main St. Walnut Creek. 9PM. Free. Featuring James Fluty, Dash Kwiatkowski, Caitlin Gill, Joe Gorman, Kevin Munroe, Trevor Hill, Gina Ritter, Chris Storin, and Daryus Monday.

1/25. Birthday Roast of Greg Asdourian @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main St. Walnut Creek. 9PM. Free. Featuring James Fluty, Dash Kwiatkowski, Caitlin Gill, Joe Gorman, Kevin Munroe, Trevor Hill, Gina Ritter, Chris Storin, and Daryus Monday.

"[Tony Sparks] has fucked up more opportunities than Herman Cain’s dick."

— Juan Carlos @ Tony Sparks Roast [7 Mile House] [Paraphrase]

"Tony [Sparks] is known as the godfather of San Francisco comedy and the badfather of children"

— Miles K @ Tony Spark Roast [7 Mile House] [Paraphrase]

"Your next comic read about this show from the newspaper he was sleeping under."

— Chris Riggins’ introduction to Miles K @ Tony Sparks 2011 Roast


Tony [Sparks] looks like a cannibalistic black undertaker… ‘he never buys any food but he’s always full…’

Travis Curry @ Brainwash Year End Show [Paraphrase]

Tony [Sparks] looks like a cannibalistic black undertaker… ‘he never buys any food but he’s always full…’

Travis Curry @ Brainwash Year End Show [Paraphrase]