Tony [Sparks] looks like a cannibalistic black undertaker… ‘he never buys any food but he’s always full…’

Travis Curry @ Brainwash Year End Show [Paraphrase]

Tony [Sparks] looks like a cannibalistic black undertaker… ‘he never buys any food but he’s always full…’

Travis Curry @ Brainwash Year End Show [Paraphrase]

Tony Sparks Roast 2011 @ 7 Mile House by Kiko Briez

Tony Sparks Roast 2011 @ 7 Mile House by Kiko Briez

12/30. Roast of the Host: Tony Sparks @ 7 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane, CA. 10pm.
[A proper anti-tribute tribute for the most important figure of San Francisco comedy, the Godfather, Tony Sparks]

12/30. Roast of the Host: Tony Sparks @ 7 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane, CA. 10pm.

[A proper anti-tribute tribute for the most important figure of San Francisco comedy, the Godfather, Tony Sparks]

VOTE FOR SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY NOW! (+ 5 minutes, +10 minutes, +15 minutes …) 

Caitlin Gill as Anne Frank at the Hitler Roast

[Perfection.]

James Fluty @ The Marc Abrigo Roast

[Hilarious]

Tonight: The Roast of Marc Abrigo @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. 9:30 PM. No Cover. Featuring Herb Digs, Greg Asdourian, Kaseem Bentley and more.
[Filipino comedian becoming razzed adobo.]

Tonight: The Roast of Marc Abrigo @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. 9:30 PM. No Cover. Featuring Herb Digs, Greg Asdourian, Kaseem Bentley and more.

[Filipino comedian becoming razzed adobo.]

Re-Post Plus:

The previously posted “Sugaboo” by. Josef Anolin and Chris Storin. This time with lyrics (below)

INTRO
Ooooooooooooooooooo, shuga shuga shugaaaaaaaaaaaa
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo, shuga shuga shugaaaaaaaaaaa,

1st VERSE
It’s 11 o’clock in the A M, and Tony’s waking up next to a big fat beast,
He tries to sneak out the bed, trying not to wake her cause she’s fast asleep,
but she woke up, as he crept out the door,
she said, “TONY TONY TONY, Don’t you love me no more?”

Tony just whispered in her ear and said…

CHORUS
Shuga now, shuga later, shuga hershey, shuga kiss,
Shuga river, shuga dance, shuga bow chicka wow wow,
Shuga boo…. shuga boo…

Shuga freak, shuga panties, shuga booga, shuga WOOOO!
Shuga me, shuga you, shuga NAAAAAAAST-TAAAAAY…

Shuga boo….. Shuga boo….

VERSE 2
It’s 2 in the morning, and Tony’s getting out from a gig,
He’s tired, and he’s hungry, and he’s horny, so you know he’s gonna find, a fat white bitch,

But don’t you dare judge Tony, that’s just what fat black men must do,
But won’t she be surprised when she finds that the myth about black men ain’t true,

(he’s got a little dick) repeat X 3
but thats ok he just whispers these words into her ear and says…

CHORUS

(I’m still waiting on the studio version)

"I Only Eat Turkey!" The Justin Harrison Roast.

Folks, more details will come when I have less on my plate. But let it be known, this Wednesday, we get to roast somebody who truly deserves it. With compassion though. Real soft like. But hard. COME OUT! (Too be continued).

"I Only Eat Turkey!" The Justin Harrison Roast.

Folks, more details will come when I have less on my plate. But let it be known, this Wednesday, we get to roast somebody who truly deserves it. With compassion though. Real soft like. But hard. COME OUT! (Too be continued).