"Baby coffin. Glorified shoe box?"

— Rory Hensey @ Rockit Room

"My father would give me sage advice like, ‘Women, can’t live with them… you’ll never own a home.’"

— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]

"Does anything happen up here besides complete mental breakdowns?!"

— Steffen Williamson @ Rockit Room 

"I think they should have male cheerleaders in the WNBA… And those cheerleaders should take the ball and play."

— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]

"You guys are depressing… I rather get cancer than do this."

— Gary Hughes @ Rockit Room

"I’ve never seen so many bears. I thought I was in Gay Yosemite."

— Mean Dave on the Folsom St. Fair @ Rockit Room

"I’m sorry Danny, I’m embarrassing the artform."

— Jason Dove @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]

"Laughrican Americans had it pretty hard. They had to sit in the back of the clown car."

— Anthony Sandoval on black clowns @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]


Do I sound like Kermit the Frog?

-Danny Dechi @ Rockit Room

Do I sound like Kermit the Frog?

-Danny Dechi @ Rockit Room

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"You’re a cunt!"

— Angry GriffIn Daley yelling at God @ Rockit Room