"Baby coffin. Glorified shoe box?"
— Rory Hensey @ Rockit Room
"My father would give me sage advice like, ‘Women, can’t live with them… you’ll never own a home.’"
— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
"Does anything happen up here besides complete mental breakdowns?!"
— Steffen Williamson @ Rockit RoomÂ
"I think they should have male cheerleaders in the WNBA… And those cheerleaders should take the ball and play."
— Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
"You guys are depressing… I rather get cancer than do this."
— Gary Hughes @ Rockit Room
"I’ve never seen so many bears. I thought I was in Gay Yosemite."
— Mean Dave on the Folsom St. Fair @ Rockit Room
"I’m sorry Danny, I’m embarrassing the artform."
— Jason Dove @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
"Laughrican Americans had it pretty hard. They had to sit in the back of the clown car."
— Anthony Sandoval on black clowns @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
"You’re a cunt!"
— Angry GriffIn Daley yelling at God @ Rockit Room
