"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"
— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
Feature: If Comedians Were Sex Toys
Sex and comedy are symbiotic bedfellows. Many comedians are martyrs for coitus’ often ridiculous trappings, spinning observational gold the night after the morning after.
When you bring in sex toys, things are liable to get even more funny, because really, who doesn’t enjoy a good 14 inch dildo joke? Even grandma gets down, right? At least on the jokes (hopefully).
So as an homage to comedy and well, sex toys, I thought it would be fun to actually compare famous comedians to sex toys. Can you guess who’s going to be the 14incher?
"I’m like a lethargic Juggernaut, except I don’t have a crystal in my forehead! … The thing that can stop lethargic Juggernaut is a crowd."
— Josh Marcus plowing through a set @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]
Jesse Elias
sweater: don’t remember
pants: Amazon.com
shirt: from Miles K.
shoes: Skechers outlet
sunglasses: free from Outside Lands
button: The San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival
more Jesse Elias here
See Jesse LIVE at Comedy Stylings on Tues, April 9
Photo taken at the 2012 San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival
6/7. Hand to Mouth: The Internet @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 10PM. $5-$8. Featuring Joe Klocek, Red Scott, Caitlin Gill, Natasha Muse, Matt Lieb, Jabari Davis and music by Kessel Run. Hosted by Trevor Hill and James Fluty. Tickets Available: Here.
James Fluty and Trevor Hill present Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.
Junes’s Topic: The Internet!
On June 7th, comedians Joe Klocek (Comedy Central), Caitlin Gill (The Business), Natasha Muse (Cobb’s), Jabari Davis (Caroline’s), Red Scott (SF Sketchfest) and Matt Lieb (Mission Position) will join James and Trevor in providing the LOLs, LMAOs, ROFLs and PCP. Actually maybe not the last one.
Also featuring a special musical performance from geek-rock duo: Kessel Run.
Hand to Mouth: The Internet
Friday, June 7th @ 10:00PM
The Dark Room (2263 Mission St.)
Cover: $5 Advance. $8 at the Door.Every First Friday of the Month!
Facebook: http:facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy
![“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”
- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/11e4253e15f5e2e76dab57fe5f993bd4/tumblr_mn2neoM7AS1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”
- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
San Francisco’s Greg Proops by Mandee Johnson (via Super Serious Show)
(Source: superseriousshow.com, via barbieo)
"You need holes! HOOOOOLES!"
— Caitlin Gill on requisite gender ratios at orgies @ Sports Basement [Paraphrase]
Podcast: Deep S##! w/ Baron Vaughn. “Frivolity” with Guy Branum (SF00s). Download Link:
Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.
Guy Branum talks about the joy of enjoying things. Sometimes Frivolity is neeeded to get through tough days. ATC Network. Music by Well Dun.
Preview: The Crazy Ones, new sitcom on CBS starring Bay Area comedy legend, Robin Williams.
