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Dana Carvey

- Because he is one of my comedy idols.

6/10. The Obligatory June Gay Comedy Night @ El Rio. 3158 Mission St. SF. 8pm. $7-$20. Featuring Karinda Dobbins, Bob McIntyre, Bobby Golden, Maggie Dolan and hosted by Lisa Geduldig. Ticket Available: Here. Presented by Kung Pao Kosher Comedy. 

5/29. Romane Event w/ Miles K. @ Make Out Room. 3225 22nd St. SF. 8PM. $7-$10. Featuring Natasha Muse, Nicole Calasich, Kelly Anneken, Ben Feldman and host Paco Romane. Tickets Available: Here. 

“I’m a four in a nine’s body. I know all you see up here is eyelashes and gams, but inside it’s no bueno.”

- Eric Dadourian @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Kyle Mizono]

shitsngigglestheblog:

Marc Maron (July 12, 2009, Queens, New York)

In one of his more daring “empathy quests”, Marc spent a day living as a section of a New York street to understand why it feels the way it does.

[Photo by Seth Olenick, SF90s]

6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 

pleasekilltrevorhill:

MISERY INDEX
Monday, June 3rd @ 8:00pm
The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)
3 blocks from 16th & Mission BART
NO COVER!

Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 

MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.

June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).

Every First Monday of the Month!

The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly