![“I recently downloaded Instagram but was disappointed to find out it didn’t tell me where to find cocaine.”
- Johnny Taylor @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c2890d23b4b996f3faaa5a9541fa2a3/tumblr_mnwca5W7iI1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I recently downloaded Instagram but was disappointed to find out it didn’t tell me where to find cocaine.”
- Johnny Taylor @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
![“I used to do a lot of heroin, but I stopped because I wanted to live indoors.”
- Matt Lieb @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Corie Gipson]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a64c24a7a96a204bc3d7e529900ab70f/tumblr_mnwb4rizoG1qcxc43o1_400.jpg)
“I used to do a lot of heroin, but I stopped because I wanted to live indoors.”
- Matt Lieb @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Corie Gipson]
Caitlin Gill gets racy (filmed by Wonder Dave)
"I work in retail, which is a fancy way of saying I hate everybody… That was a joke for the proletarian… and THAT was a joke for the bourgeois!"
— Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
![“…it’s not stalking if you buy a ticket.”
- Lydia Popovich on her obsession of Dolly Parton/Dollywood @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d0902f52135f7cbcf74ffb936d7c5e1/tumblr_mnw89mcX2G1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“…it’s not stalking if you buy a ticket.”
- Lydia Popovich on her obsession of Dolly Parton/Dollywood @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
"I like smoking weed because I like being terrified and hungry at the same time."
— Andy Haynes @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
"Wineries seem like they’re staffed by people who were kicked out of L.A. for being too fake"
— Red Scott @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
Favorite Things of Last Night: Alice Wetterlund
[I don’t know why Wetterlund frequents the Bay semi-annually, but, christ shakes, it’s a fetching occurrence. She was very funny last night at the San Francisco Punch Line, in a way that’s emphatic, irrevocable and anecdotal. A real class act.]
![“I’m a sweaty guy [audience member woos]. I got more of a reaction for being sweaty than I did for having a boyfriend… sweataphiles.”
- Casey Ley @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b988d77e6b07b24bbf199577287d86f8/tumblr_mnuchyrdhP1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I’m a sweaty guy [audience member woos]. I got more of a reaction for being sweaty than I did for having a boyfriend… sweataphiles.”
- Casey Ley @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]
“The Loudest, Fastest Abraham Lincoln Poem Ever” by Bucky Sinister. Album: Sensitive Badass. Year: 2011.
(Source: Spotify)
