"Alcohol makes me happy. My family has a long history with happiness."

— Jane Harrison @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I recently had a bad experience with weed brownies. I ate two of them. 20 minutes later, I didn’t feel anything, so I ate another two. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, I got diabetes. Now I’m diabetic… still hasn’t kicked in yet."

— Christopher John @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Thug Notes: “At The Mountains of Madness” featuring Greg Edwards(SF00s) aka Sparky Sweets, PhD.

thelaughfactory:

An SNL mini-reunion as Dana Carvey (SF80s) swings by Kevin Nealon's show! They talk Hans and Franz, the perfect murder, and presidential sex tapes.

thelaughfactory:

An SNL mini-reunion as Dana Carvey (SF80s) swings by Kevin Nealon's show! They talk Hans and Franz, the perfect murder, and presidential sex tapes.

"So, this is what I’m doing instead of spending time with my kids."

— Natasha Muse to a tepid audience @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

superseriousshow:

Jesse Elias // The Super Serious Show
*Photo by Mandee Johnson

superseriousshow:

Jesse Elias // The Super Serious Show

*Photo by Mandee Johnson

[I dunno guys. Is zat cool?]

joejane19:

The San Francisco comedy scene IS DAH BEST #suckitLA #stokiesbday (at The Milk Bar)

(via janeharrisoncomedy)

mattgubser:

The Rundown Tuesday July 29 2014

The Rundown Tuesday July 29 2014

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

News

Congratulations to San Francisco’s Kurt Weitzman & Sacramento’s Stephanie Garcia, the first two comedians chosen to compete in the 38th Annual San Francisco International Comedy Competition

Tonight’s Top Pick

Milkin’ It with Jules Posner Headliner Matt Lieb (WATCH CLIP), Kate Willet, Nicole Calasich, Johnny Taylor, Adrian McNair, Iris Benson, host Jules Posner @ Milk 1840 Haight (Haight) 8:00 FREE!

Shows

San Francisco

Troubled Comedy @ Amnesia 853 Valencia St (Mission) 6:30-9:00 FREE!
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Hysteria Headliner Natasha Muse (WATCH CLIP) @ Mercury Café 201 Octavia St (Hayes Valley) 7:00 FREE!
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Milkin’ It with Jules Posner Headliner Matt Lieb (WATCH CLIP) @ Milk 1840 Haight (Haight) 8:00 FREE!
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Tuesday’s Trash @ Brainwash Café 1122 Folsom St (SoMa) 8:00 FREE!
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Harvey’s Funny Tuesdays @ 500 Castro (Castro) 9:00 FREE! (1 item min)
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The Tai Mai Shu Show Headliner Tony Dijamco(WATCH CLIP) @ Punch Line 444 Battery St (Financial) 8:00 $22.50 (2 drink min)

East Bay

Speak Easy Open Mic & Showcase featuring Akronems @ Parliament 811 Washington St Oakland 8:00 $5 to perform/$3 w student ID
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California Craft Beer Presents Untapped Comedy @ 43377 Mission Blvd Fremont 8:00 FREE!
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Layover Comedy NightStroy Moyd Birthday Showcase (WATCH CLIP @ 1517 Franklin, Oakland (Downtown) 8:30pm $10
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RCS Showcase Headliner Cory Robinson (WATCH CLIP) @ Tommy T’s 5204 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:30 $10 (2 item min)

South Bay

Agave Comedy Showcase Headliner Sam Meeker (WATCH CLIP) @ Agave 2270 Monterey Hwy, San Jose 8:00 $10 (2 item min)
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Comedy Night at The Red @ 200 Locust St Santa Cruz 9:00 showcase

North Bay

Mark Pitta & Friends @ Throckmorton Theater 142 Throckmorton Ave Mill Valley 8:00 $21

Open Mics

San Francisco

Hysteria @ Mercury Café 201 Octavia St (Hayes Valley) 6:30 sign-up/female identified performers get preference/no predatory or misogynist material
Kristee Ono, Jessica Sele, Nicole Calasich, & Kate Willett
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Tuesday’s Trash @ Brainwash Café 1122 Folsom St (SoMa) 6:30 sign-up/7:00-8:00 & 9:00-10:00
Tuesday Thomas & Tony Sparks
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Neck of the Woods @ 406 Clement St (Richmond) 7:30-10:00
Danny Dechi
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La Rocca’s @ 957 Columbus (Russian Hill) 9:30 sign-up/10:00-2:00 5-7 minutes
Bryce Benson

East Bay

Starry Plough Open Mic (mixed) @ 3101 Shattuck Oakland 7:30 sign-up/8:00
Joan Pez
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Speak Easy Open Mic & Showcase @ Parliament 811 Washington St Oakland 8:00 $5 to perform/$3 w student ID
Bri Blue
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Blue Candle Tuesdays (mixed) @ Dorsey’s Locker 5817 Shattuck Ave Oakland 8:00 sign-up/9:00 
Lawrence Terrell DJStyles Taylor

South Bay

Poor House Bistro Open Mic (mixed) @ 91 South Autumn Street San Jose 6:00-9:00
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Caffé Frascati Open Mic (mixed) @ 315 S 1st St San Jose 7:00
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Comedy Night at The Red @ 200 Locust St Santa Cruz 7:30/8:00-9:00

Guest host Dave Grimes

Upcoming

8/1 2nd Annual Comedy Crawl San Francisco
8/27 Marga Gomez Commonwealth Club Interview
9/12 Funny or Die Oddball Comedy Fest Mountain View
9/14 34th Annual Comedy Day San Francisco

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.