"I’m a woman in her 30s. I don’t have kids, I don’t have a husband; it’s on purpose. It’s all apart of my master plan: I care about my future and I don’t give shit about my legacy."

— Lydia Popovich @ 24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video

6/6. A FREE Pre-Father’s Day, All Dad Line-Up Comedy Show @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. San Francisco. 9:30PM. Featuring Chris Riggins, Bryant Hicks, Ato Diaba Walker, Rad Reyes, Daryus Monday and hosted by Tony Sparks.

(Source: keepforchange)


"I’m 28-years-old now but I feel like I’m LARPing as a 22-year-old."

Allison Mick @ Vice Principals of Comedy/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I’m 28-years-old now but I feel like I’m LARPing as a 22-year-old."

Allison Mick @ Vice Principals of Comedy/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I like porn. I like porn so much I jerk off before so I can finish the whole clip."

— Christopher John @ Vice Principals of Comedy/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Vice Principals of Comedy Bowing
[Hayden, Jon, Walker, Erik, Allison]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Vice Principals of Comedy Bowing

[Hayden, Jon, Walker, Erik, Allison]

"I’m kind of nostalgic for when I used to think thoughts and not say them into microphones."

Walker Glenn @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]

Courting Sketchfest: “Guys Like Mystery” by Barbara Gray. Recorded at Stage Works in SF. 

"Fuck the police: they’re notoriously attentive lovers."

Molly Sanchez @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]

Kris Tinkle by Leo Hochberg