Tomorrow, brave the SOMA for “Live Crude Girls” @ Club 93 (93 9th St. San Francisco), hosted by the effervescent Molly Sanchez. P.S. I love handcrafted poster. 

Tomorrow, brave the SOMA for “Live Crude Girls” @ Club 93 (93 9th St. San Francisco), hosted by the effervescent Molly Sanchez. P.S. I love handcrafted poster. 

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Chelsea Peretti

[Native]

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"Tinder: A dating site where people who just want to have casual sex meet up with people looking for long, committed relationships. They meet up for coffee and two people leave unsatisfied."

Chris Thayer @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"
— Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"

Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else."

Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

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Kyle Mizono (Native). It’s Gonna Be Okay. Eastburn. 07/07/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

(Source: punkhouse)

"I feel like every time I let a white woman touch my hair, a Black Panther gets cancer."

David Gborie @ Rite Spot Cafe [Paraphrase]

"Washington Redskins" by Matt Gubser. Recorded Live at Arcata Theater Lounge.

San Francisco Bay Area comedian Matt Gubser. Clip from my still-forthcoming album “Daddy Issues” which will be available some time this summer.