"Comedian Lance Woods Gets Attacked By LeBron James Heckler OMG!" by Lance Woods

[This is one of the funniest things in while. Perfectly captures the times, the culture of a hood room, how to handle hecklers, and how comedians are vulnerable to attack and intimidation… “Security ain’t shit!”]

Bucky Sinister and Sean Keane in... Plan B

  • Bucky Sinister: A Plan B town is a town you don't necessarily want to you go to, but you might end up.
  • Sean Keane: And they're all named after mean stepdads...[beat] EUGENE!
  • [Paraphrase]
4/23. Fun Times With Friends: Magic @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. Featuring Richard Toomer, OJ Patterson, and DJ REAL. Hosts: Scott Simpson, Aly Jones, Ron Chapman and Brandon Stokes. 8PM. $5–10. Tickets Available: Here. 

Friends Ron Chapman, Aly Jones, Scott Simpson and Brandon Stokes invite you to join them for an extravaganza of comedy, snacks, games and prizes featuring some of the best up and coming comics in the nation. It’s like a party crashing a comedy show or a comedy show crashing a party. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be some Fun Times with Friends!

4/23. Fun Times With Friends: Magic @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. Featuring Richard Toomer, OJ Patterson, and DJ REAL. Hosts: Scott Simpson, Aly Jones, Ron Chapman and Brandon Stokes. 8PM. $5–10. Tickets Available: Here

Friends Ron Chapman, Aly Jones, Scott Simpson and Brandon Stokes invite you to join them for an extravaganza of comedy, snacks, games and prizes featuring some of the best up and coming comics in the nation. It’s like a party crashing a comedy show or a comedy show crashing a party. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be some Fun Times with Friends!

Did you always want to be a comedian? No. No, I ah, I still don’t. I’m a little different than other comedians in that way. I’ve never wanted this. I was hoping to be a stripper, and I made some wrong turns.

(Source: onyourbagel, via bagelsandbeatles)

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]