"San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else."

Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

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Kyle Mizono (Native). It’s Gonna Be Okay. Eastburn. 07/07/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

(Source: punkhouse)

"I feel like every time I let a white woman touch my hair, a Black Panther gets cancer."

David Gborie @ Rite Spot Cafe [Paraphrase]

"Washington Redskins" by Matt Gubser. Recorded Live at Arcata Theater Lounge.

San Francisco Bay Area comedian Matt Gubser. Clip from my still-forthcoming album “Daddy Issues” which will be available some time this summer.

"Oh god…" - Jules leaving the venue in angst. (at Rite Spot Cafe)

"Oh god…" - Jules leaving the venue in angst. (at Rite Spot Cafe)

Eric Dadourian @ Cynic Cave/Lost Weekend Video

(Source: hellnawhellnaw)

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Your Joke of the Day from W. Kamau Bell (SF00s). Watch the full clip here. 

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Your Joke of the Day from W. Kamau Bell (SF00s). Watch the full clip here

"Comedian Lance Woods Gets Attacked By LeBron James Heckler OMG!" by Lance Woods

[This is one of the funniest things in while. Perfectly captures the times, the culture of a hood room, how to handle hecklers, and how comedians are vulnerable to attack and intimidation… “Security ain’t shit!”]

"I have a World Cup joke that never works but I’m going to tell it anyway: Italians are known for being great actors—Robert De Niro, Al Pacino. You know why? They grew up playing soccer. [Tepid response] That’s going to kill in Europe."

Samson Koletkar @ The Washington Inn [Paraphrase]