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Chelsea Peretti

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"Tinder: A dating site where people who just want to have casual sex meet up with people looking for long, committed relationships. They meet up for coffee and two people leave unsatisfied."

Chris Thayer @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

"San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else."

Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

mattgubser:

Cameron Edmondson and Medicine Bug at Troubled Comedy at Amnesia. (at Amnesia)

mattgubser:

Cameron Edmondson and Medicine Bug at Troubled Comedy at Amnesia. (at Amnesia)

"I feel like every time I let a white woman touch my hair, a Black Panther gets cancer."

David Gborie @ Rite Spot Cafe [Paraphrase]

"Washington Redskins" by Matt Gubser. Recorded Live at Arcata Theater Lounge.

San Francisco Bay Area comedian Matt Gubser. Clip from my still-forthcoming album “Daddy Issues” which will be available some time this summer.

"Oh god…" - Jules leaving the venue in angst. (at Rite Spot Cafe)

"Oh god…" - Jules leaving the venue in angst. (at Rite Spot Cafe)


"I don’t know what’s the big deal about gay marriage. Gay dudes could get married before, they just had to marry ladies… [and] fuck dudes on the side."

— FC Sierra @ Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I don’t know what’s the big deal about gay marriage. Gay dudes could get married before, they just had to marry ladies… [and] fuck dudes on the side."

— FC Sierra @ Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Klee Wiggins