"I don’t know what’s the big deal about gay marriage. Gay dudes could get married before, they just had to marry ladies… [and] fuck dudes on the side."

— FC Sierra @ Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I don’t know what’s the big deal about gay marriage. Gay dudes could get married before, they just had to marry ladies… [and] fuck dudes on the side."

— FC Sierra @ Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Klee Wiggins

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from W. Kamau Bell (SF00s). Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from W. Kamau Bell (SF00s). Watch the full clip here

"Seattle Put Me On Antidepressants" by Derek Sheen. Filmed Live at Stage Werx in SF. (via rooftopcomedy)

"Comedian Lance Woods Gets Attacked By LeBron James Heckler OMG!" by Lance Woods

[This is one of the funniest things in while. Perfectly captures the times, the culture of a hood room, how to handle hecklers, and how comedians are vulnerable to attack and intimidation… “Security ain’t shit!”]

"I have a World Cup joke that never works but I’m going to tell it anyway: Italians are known for being great actors—Robert De Niro, Al Pacino. You know why? They grew up playing soccer. [Tepid response] That’s going to kill in Europe."

Samson Koletkar @ The Washington Inn [Paraphrase]

"Outback Steakhouse: Australian for Applebee’s"

— Dr. Brian King @ The Washington Inn [Paraphrase]

Shanti Charan & Joey Guila @ Tommy T’s Comedy Club in Pleasanton

[via josefanolin & shanticharan]

This is Beth Stelling. As you can see, hilarious. Catch her 6/29 at the Supper Club in SF. THEY HAVE BED SEATS!

Lynn Ruth Miller Stand Up Comedy at Tourettes Without Regrets ( tourettesregret ).

jamiedewolf:

Lynn Ruth Miller is the future!