"Say what you will about the KKK, they’ve got some clean white tees."

— Imran G on the Ku Klux Klan’s website merchandise @ The 4th Wall [Paraphrase]

"Fun fact about me, when I do drunk sets, all my jokes start with “fun fact about me”."

— Dash Kwiatkowski @ The 4th Wall [NYE]


If you’re looking at my eyes when you talk to me [in this dress], I’ll be offended.

- Kelly McCarron on low cut dresses @ The 4th Wall [NYE]

If you’re looking at my eyes when you talk to me [in this dress], I’ll be offended.

- Kelly McCarron on low cut dresses @ The 4th Wall [NYE]

Jason Mack and Audience in... Purple Onion Heart

  • Jason Mack: You guys were laughing at Dan [Allenderwest]... I've never seen that before.
  • Audience Member: Ouch
  • Jason Mack: That's what he said... when he got shot.
  • [Paraphrase]
"What’s the difference between my dad and a cupcake? … I know what a cupcake looks like."

— Stephen Ku @ The 4th Wall [NYE]

Kelly McCarron by Jacob Rubin

Kelly McCarron by Jacob Rubin

Favorite Things of Last Night: Jacob Rubin and I.

Favorite Things of Last Night: Jacob Rubin and I.

Dash Kwiatkowski by Jacob Rubin

Dash Kwiatkowski by Jacob Rubin

Imran G by Jacob Rubin

Imran G by Jacob Rubin

New Years Eve: Jason Mack and Stephen Ku by Jacob Rubin

New Years Eve: Jason Mack and Stephen Ku by Jacob Rubin