"Say what you will about the KKK, they’ve got some clean white tees."
— Imran G on the Ku Klux Klan’s website merchandise @ The 4th Wall [Paraphrase]
"Fun fact about me, when I do drunk sets, all my jokes start with “fun fact about me”."
— Dash Kwiatkowski @ The 4th Wall [NYE]
![If you’re looking at my eyes when you talk to me [in this dress], I’ll be offended.
- Kelly McCarron on low cut dresses @ The 4th Wall [NYE]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcwqzvL2W1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Jason Mack and Audience in... Purple Onion Heart
- Jason Mack: You guys were laughing at Dan [Allenderwest]... I've never seen that before.
- Audience Member: Ouch
- Jason Mack: That's what he said... when he got shot.
- [Paraphrase]
"What’s the difference between my dad and a cupcake? … I know what a cupcake looks like."
— Stephen Ku @ The 4th Wall [NYE]
