thelaughfactory:

An SNL mini-reunion as Dana Carvey (SF80s) swings by Kevin Nealon's show! They talk Hans and Franz, the perfect murder, and presidential sex tapes.

thelaughfactory:

An SNL mini-reunion as Dana Carvey (SF80s) swings by Kevin Nealon's show! They talk Hans and Franz, the perfect murder, and presidential sex tapes.

Stand Up Planet: Hasan Minhaj Thinks “The Lion King” Is a Documentary

"Batkid" by Hasan Minhaj (SF00s). Recorded Live at the Laugh Factory ( thelaughfactory ).

Hasan Minhaj thinks that some loving parents have accidentally created a monster.

"People don’t eat McDonald’s because they love it, they eat it because they can’t see a future. The slogan should be changed to ‘McDonald’s: Fuck tomorrow’"

Jerrod Carmichael @ The Laugh Factory [Paraphrase]

"Penis Around the World" by Brent Weinbach(#SF00s). Recorded Live at the Laugh Factory. 

"First time I did mushrooms was also the first time I talked to a daddy longlegs about global warming".

- Adam Ray @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"The Minhaj Legacy" by Hasan Minhaj. Recorded Live at the Laugh Factory

cobbscomedyclub:

“If you see more than five black tuba players, you’re watching an Outkast video.” — Ron Funches

Ron Funches is performing with John Mulaney this Friday and Saturday!

(Source: thelaughfactory)

"Gay Advantages" by Guy Branum. Recorded Live at the Laugh Factory. 

thelaughfactory:

According to Guy Branum, tea-bagging is NOT a political movement.

Moshe Kasher, native son, riffing at the Laugh Factory.

(Source: thelaughfactory)