4/21. Jokes + Jabs (UFC/Comedy) @ 8 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane. 10PM. Free. Featuring Josef Anolin, Rudy O., Andrea Almario, Shanti Charan, Dennis Cummings, Sam Meeker and Mean Dave. Hosted by Tony Sparks. $10 for UFC @ 7PM.
[Jon “Bones” Jones vs. Josef “Funnybones” Anolin]




![3/2. Sylvan Takeover @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. Free. 9PM. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, David Gborie, Keith D., Luke Lockfeld and OJ Patterson.
[We’re about to class the frack out of iL Pirata, the number one place to live and let loose. Every time you get all the Sylvan family together, the collective rambunctious energy is infectious. Added to that, iL Pirata is the best incubator for rowdy, sweaty, gut-wrenching comedy. AND, the best host in the Bay, Tony Sparks will be spreading a lot of love. I don’t know what else could convince you to come out. Free puppies?]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt8aqrcoN1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
