Patton Oswalt and Marc Maron Are Roasting Each Other Over Twitter

thecomedybureau:

That’s what often happens when you get two comedians on the same plane together. Follow @marcmaron and @pattonoswalt now.

[SF’s Class of 1992 + 20 years + In the Sky]

"Sanfranita is…" by Anita Drieseberg

"Sanfranita is…" by Anita Drieseberg

"While I was moving my hand to shoo a fly away I accidentally transferred 250 dollars into my girlfriend’s checking account."

— Donny Divanian (via Twitter: @donnydivanian)

"remember, ‘twas the night before CHRISTMAS, not the night before STEVE."

— Blaine Capatch (via Twitter: @blainecapatch)

"Just realized how similar Weird Science is to Y Tu Mama Tambien."

— David Cairns (via Twitter: @davidcairns)

"What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? “Give me your cell number.”"

— Dana Gould (via Twitter: @danajgould)

"Weird headache on the top right of my head, that comes and goes. I think the voices are trying to escape."

— Colleen Watson (via Twitter: @colleen_watson)

"When someone over 21 says they’re throwing a “pajama party” that’s code for an orgy, right?"

— Frankie Castro (via Twitter: @crankiefastro)

One of my favorite tweets of last week. The conclusion to a heated affair between Red Scott and I over newsboy hats and their proliferation in comedy.

One of my favorite tweets of last week. The conclusion to a heated affair between Red Scott and I over newsboy hats and their proliferation in comedy.

Last night, at the request of our favorite bar/headquarters, Dirty Trix, we performed stand-up in at a singles meet-up event. Worst idea ever. A loud, unconcerned audience full of drunks over the age of 30. I took the opportunity to live-tweet the event. Here are the Photobooth pictures currently swimming in my tweet-stream.