"When someone over 21 says they’re throwing a “pajama party” that’s code for an orgy, right?"

— Frankie Castro (via Twitter: @crankiefastro)

One of my favorite tweets of last week. The conclusion to a heated affair between Red Scott and I over newsboy hats and their proliferation in comedy.

One of my favorite tweets of last week. The conclusion to a heated affair between Red Scott and I over newsboy hats and their proliferation in comedy.

Last night, at the request of our favorite bar/headquarters, Dirty Trix, we performed stand-up in at a singles meet-up event. Worst idea ever. A loud, unconcerned audience full of drunks over the age of 30. I took the opportunity to live-tweet the event. Here are the Photobooth pictures currently swimming in my tweet-stream.


Proletarian: an expensive word for cheap labor. #artwiculate

- Natasha Muse (via Twitter: @NatashaMuse)
[Photo by Amy Miller]

Proletarian: an expensive word for cheap labor. #artwiculate

- Natasha Muse (via Twitter: @NatashaMuse)

[Photo by Amy Miller]

"I have a 100 dollars for sale. I’m asking 90 bucks for it or best offer. It’s in good condition, have all the paperwork. Call before 5."

— John Hoogasian (via Twitter: @JohnHoog)

"The only things standing in my way is my immense self-loathing and this fucking economy."

— Joe Gorman (via Twitter: @joeygorman )

"Fondue - nachos for rich people."

— Sam Weber (via Twitter: @Sam_Weber)

"@AndrewWK Even though it’s kind of your specialty, I’m pretty sure I could beat you at Mario Party."

— Jacob Rubin (via Twitter: @jacobsrubin)

"Wall Street has reached a level of greed and corruption not seen since Chrysler’s near monopoly of the minivan market in the 1990s."

— Trevor Hill (via Twitter)

"I just rollerbladed 20 miles. The other people on the treadmills were looking at me pretty weird though. Fucking gym snobs."

— Chase Perdue (via Twitter)