Exclusive: Moshe Kasher Interview (Part 2)

The following is the second and concluding portion of our interview with Moshe Kasher. Part One is available here, but isn’t completely necessary to peruse. Just have fun with it, ya know? Yeah, you know. Shared words after the jump. 

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"OJ Patterson’s Forced Laughter (ketchup portrait)" by Jesse Elias

"OJ Patterson’s Forced Laughter (ketchup portrait)" by Jesse Elias

Chris Duncan @ Vitus 

Chris Duncan @ Vitus 

It’s nights like tonight that makes me understand why Duke Ellington looks so disappointed. 

- Mean Dave @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

Andre Parker and Audience in... Shit Work

  • Andre Parker: How's everybody doing?
  • OJ's Dad: We're full of shit!

If you need to picture me having sex, imagine two bags of mashed potatoes, smashing into each other. 

- Josh Argyle @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

If you need to picture me having sex, imagine two bags of mashed potatoes, smashing into each other. 

- Josh Argyle @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

"Thank you for coming out to see a grown man struggle with public speaking"

— Juan Davis @ Vitus 

"I love you, OJ. You elevate my mediocrity."

— Chris Barylick @ Vitus

"Beards are mohawks for people in their thirties."

— Kyle Kinane @ Vitus [Paraphrase] 

"A lot of my jokes are like, “Cool story, bro.”"

— Justin Gomes @ Vitus