Hanging Out with Chris Schiappacasse and Vahé Hova. Guest: Mike Spiegelman

"I used to refer to my friend’s mother as ‘Better Mom’. And my mom referred to my friend as ‘Thin Daughter’."

— Eva Valenti @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Morgan @ Tourettes Without Regrets
"I love hip-hop… I like going to hip-hop shows. I do find them too interactive for my tastes though. ‘When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’ Alright, buddy. I didn’t come here for a rally; just rap. I like that that’s my understanding of contemporary hip-hop. When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’. I sound like my dad rapping. ‘Well name is Paul and I’m here to say…’ My dad and I are the voice that Eddie Murphy mocks."

Jon Urlie @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]. Full set available: Here (@ 00:33:56)

[Art, the most vital, engaging, fulfilling  social and cultural cornerstone we have, is hard to maintain. Even if you excel far beyond your wildest dreams creatively and professionally, there is an ever thin line between continuing and disbanding. This holds true to our friends, Bobby Joe Ebola & The Children MacNuggits, a Bay Area power-trust of the catchiest, most sincere musical satire currently available ANYWHERE. Their prolific reemergence has come at great personal sacrifice and has reached a tipping point. They can not continue without explicit financial support. I implore you to at least check out their story and contribute what you can because their work makes this blog, this region and this world a better place. 

(Source: bobbyjoeebola)

"At my age, the only exercise I get is running the light."

— Paul Sanford @ Stork Club/Storking Club [Paraphrase]


“I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.”

- Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

“I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.”

- Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

Bert DiVietri @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy
Favorite Things of Last Night: K^ren.
[This trio plundered with absolute pretense, irreverence, and CHARACTER. They go hard in the taint. Click the photo for a taste. Check them out live for the full effect.]

Favorite Things of Last Night: K^ren.

[This trio plundered with absolute pretense, irreverence, and CHARACTER. They go hard in the taint. Click the photo for a taste. Check them out live for the full effect.]