"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."

— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."

Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Must See: Dirty Haiku Battle: Caitlin Gill vs. David Gborie. Champion vs. Champion. Filmed at Tourettes Without Regrets ( tourettesregret ) in Oakland. 

(Source: tourettesregret)

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Chelsea Peretti (Native) speaks from the heart about period jokes.

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Podcast: You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes. Episode 197. Moshe Kasher 2. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

Moshe Kasher returns to make it weirder!

[I loved this episode. Really funny, bit-heavy three hours and a perfect companion to Kasher in the Rye. Check it out if you missed it last week.]

"The hardest part about having sex to Pandora [Radio] is continuing through the commercial."

— Spencer Latham @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]


'All love must end. The best part about being cynical is if you have a crush on someone in a relationship, just wait.”

– Jessica Sele @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

'All love must end. The best part about being cynical is if you have a crush on someone in a relationship, just wait.”

Jessica Sele @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"If bands are considered a ‘business’, KISS is the Bennigan’s of metal bands."

Aviva Siegel @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Shanti Charan in third- and first-person-perspective @ Bar 355