"I feel like every time I let a white woman touch my hair, a Black Panther gets cancer."

David Gborie @ Rite Spot Cafe [Paraphrase]

"There was one picture of a black person with Down Syndrome, one picture of an Asian person with Down Syndrome, and a picture of the hit rapper Jadakiss"

— David Gborie on Googling “Black person with down syndrome” @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

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6/25. SCREAM: a tribute to Michael Jackson @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $15. 1/2 Priced Tix: Here. Featuring Sammy Obeid, Chris Burns, OJ Patterson, Klee Wiggins, David Gborie and hosted by Marcella Arguello.

A tribute show to the King of Pop like no other with impersonations, singing, stories and stand up comedy. June 25th marks the fifth year that Michael Jackson was taken from us and for the third year in a row I bring you the funnest tribute show you could witness!

6/25. SCREAM: a tribute to Michael Jackson @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $15. 1/2 Priced Tix: Here. Featuring Sammy Obeid, Chris Burns, OJ Patterson, Klee Wiggins, David Gborie and hosted by Marcella Arguello.

A tribute show to the King of Pop like no other with impersonations, singing, stories and stand up comedy. June 25th marks the fifth year that Michael Jackson was taken from us and for the third year in a row I bring you the funnest tribute show you could witness!

RAW, UNCUT, UNCENSORED BONUS EPISODE of the Blackstronauts featuring special guests Ivan Hernandez (of Boars, Swords and Gore)and Sam Tallent (of the Fine Gentlemen’s Club).
Recorded on 4/5/2014 at Sylvan Annex in San Francisco. Engineered by A.S.H. Clayton.

Listen to more episodes at:
www.blackstronauts.com

Must See: Dirty Haiku Battle: Caitlin Gill vs. David Gborie. Champion vs. Champion. Filmed at Tourettes Without Regrets ( tourettesregret ) in Oakland. 

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4/5. Standup at the Knockout @ 3223 Mission St. Free. 7:30pm. Featuring David Gborie, Matt Lieb, Papp Johnson, Steve Post and Paloma Rosa. Hosted by Richard Toomer.
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Get some comedic catharsis tonight at 8pm! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415 #sfcomedy

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Get some comedic catharsis tonight at 8pm! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415 #sfcomedy

David Gborie won’t go back to the Shadow Realm via The Grawlix

The Grawlix Best of 2013

To celebrate The Grawlix’ 3 year anniversary, the guys put together this 25 track “Best Of” from the past year. It is Absolutely Free to Download. Please Download, Listen, and Share!

Stream here. Download here: http://tinyurl.com/o8jhu9y