Kristee loves burritos. This is real.

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drcairns:

History comes in waves. One hundred years ago, the Germans crashed into the French army, who were bolstered by a tiny British force at one of history’s bloodiest conflicts, The First Battle of the Marne.

Back to the current day: EDW Lynch (of Yelping with Cormac), is dating in Oakland.

afarewelltoleggings:

The Piedmont Line was a Femme Pact defensive position built in 2014-2015 along the ridge due west of Broadway Boulevard in the borderlands between Oakland and Piedmont. Consisting of a series of interconnected bunkers, hardened gun positions, and pilates studios, the Piedmont Line would prove an insurmountable obstacle to the Romantic Expeditionary Force (R. E. F.)  during the ill-fated Summer Dating Offensive of 2014.

housepantsshow:

EPISODE THREE

Josh Argyle at Cheaper Than Therapy: Stand Up Comedy @ Shelton Theater

Josh Argyle at Cheaper Than Therapy: Stand Up Comedy @ Shelton Theater

mandatoryrollercoaster:

Sandwiches

mattgubser:

The Rundown July 28 2014 

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

News

Tonight’s show at Milk is also a birthday party for Brandon Stokes.

No Open Mic Tyson tonight at Stork. Booked show instead.

Doc Rickett’s & Doc’s Lab, a new restaurant & performance venue located at the old Purple Onion, is set to open 9/13. The venue will host music, comedy, and literary events. They are now hiring.

Tonight’s Top Picks

The Business: Mid-Summer Night’s Comedy Dream Edition
With Jeff Kreisler, Red Scott, George Chen, & regulars Bucky Sinister, Jules Posner, David Gborie, & Natasha Muse @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 7:30 $5

Move Along Nothing to See Here
With Hayden Greif-Neill, Emily Epstein White, Jesse Hett, Andrew Holmgren, Adam Pearlstein, Brendan Lynch, Tess Barker, and your regular hosts @ The Night Light 311 Broadway Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 FREE!

Shows

San Francisco

The Business: Mid-Summer Night’s Comedy Dream Edition @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 7:30 $5
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Nachos and Stokes’ Birthday Party @ Milk Bar 1840 Haight St (Haight) 8:00 FREE!
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LOL Mondays at OMG @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 8:00 FREE!
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Melt the Mic Headliner Matt Gubser (WATCH CLIP) @ Melt Café 700 Columbus (North Beach) 8:00 FREE!
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Laughgasm @ Rite Spot Café 2099 Folsom St (Mission) 8:00 FREE!
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Monday Nonsense Comedy Showcase Headliner Kate Willett (WATCH CLIP) @ Showdown 10 6th St (SoMa) 8:00 FREE!

Peninsula

It’s Funny Now Headliner Iris Benson (WATCH CLIP) @ The Swingin’ Door 106 E 25th St 9:00 FREE!

East Bay

Hydra Show Headliner Matt Lieb (WATCH CLIP) @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Ave Oakland 6:30 FREE!
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Vinnie’s Bar And Grill Stand Up Comedy @ 2045 Mt Diablo St Concord 7:30 FREE!
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Move Along Nothing to See Here @ The Night Light 311 Broadway Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 FREE!

South Bay

Monday Night Comedy @ Surf City Billiards 931 Pacific Ave 9:30 FREE!

Open Mics

San Francisco

New Joke Workshop @ Mutiny Radio 5:30 sign-up/6:00-8:00 Five minutes new material with feedback given
Host Pam Benjamin
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The Monday Night Hype @ Brainwash 1122 Folsom St (SoMA) 6:00 sign-up/7:00-10:00 Four Minutes
Hosts Mike Skott & Trevor Joyner
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M3Sqrd @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21St (Mission) 7:30 sign-up/8:00 Five minutes
Host Mikey Valentino
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LOL @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 6:30 sign-up/7:00-8:00
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Portal’s Tavern @ 179 W. Portal Ave (West Portal) 8:00/9:00 Five minutes
Host Justin Alan
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Monday Nonsense Comedy Open Mic @ Showdown 10 6th St (SoMa) 9:30ish (after showcase)
Host Susannah Chovnick

East Bay

Ivy Room Open Mic @ 860 San Pablo, Albany 8:30 sign-up/9:00 5 minutes
Host Johan Miranda

South Bay

Woodham’s Lounge @ 4475 Steven’s Creek Blvd San Jose 8:30/9:00-1:00ish
Host Pete Munoz
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Monday Night Comedy @ Surf City Billiards 931 Pacific Ave 9:00-9:30
Host Stoney Godet

Upcoming

8/1 2nd Annual Comedy Crawl San Francisco
8/27 Marga Gomez Commonwealth Club Interview
9/12 Funny or Die Oddball Comedy Fest Mountain View
9/14 34th Annual Comedy Day San Francisco

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

comedybodega:

Happy Holidays from Comedy Bodega, Marga Gomez and Molly Sokhom.

comedybodega:

Happy Holidays from Comedy Bodega, Marga Gomez and Molly Sokhom.

calasich:

Attractive Camp 7/27 with @johancomedy @jessethehett Duat Mai , Kwasi Mensah, Jessica Sele, @tesstifybarker, and @calasich . What a pleasure.

calasich:

Attractive Camp 7/27 with @johancomedy @jessethehett Duat Mai , Kwasi Mensah, Jessica Sele, @tesstifybarker, and @calasich . What a pleasure.

theworstdamnsportsshowperiod:

Tomorrow night, I get to do a guest spot with the Recchia during their improv show, “Your Fucked Up Relationship” for F!#&ing Free Friday*. For those who don’t know what I am talking about, the Recchia is the main team for Endgames Improv, the production company / improv school I went through, and…

fuckyeahpoetryslam:

fuckyeahpoetryslam:

Help the Fuck Yeah Poetry Slam Team get to the National Poetry Slam by donating to our indiegogo campaign.  

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fy-poetry-slam-goes-to-the-national-poetry-slam/x/3226165  

Help us out we’re almost halfway there! 

(via wonderdave)