earwolf:

BETWEEN TWO FERNS & THE LONELY ISLAND ARE TOGETHER AT LAST!!!!! #WACKWEDNESDAYS

[Berkeley!]

"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."

May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]


“Do you guys like first impressions?” 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

“Do you guys like first impressions?” 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."

Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

Podcast: “Ron Talks to Girls: Ron Talks to Anna” w/ Ron Chapman and Anna Seregina. Download Link: 

Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

Ron & Anna talk acting, being Russian, growing up in Moscow, shitting your pants, comedy, improv, and getting annoyed

 

jenkirkman:

HEY SAN FRANCISCO!! LISTEN UP!

Jen Kirkman Punchline May 9th through 11th

"They that sex is a drug, which makes sense because I have/would/will totally suck dick for it."

Allison Mick @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Brian Posehn by Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats

Brian Posehn by Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats


“I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love.”

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

“I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love.”

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]